Bed Time Stories For Big Kids

I found these when I was going through some papers and thought some of you would like them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill,
Now they have a son.

Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
"Pies, you idiot!"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men,
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

Hey Diddle Diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.

There once was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad.......
She got a fur coat, jewels, a water front condo, and a sports car.

There I've said my piece. Enjoy!

Can I Get A Double Look Expresso To Go Please? lol

Am I misbehaving by putting this intriguing photo on my blog????? hehehehehehehehe

Hope you All enjoy. bats lashes

A Decade Or So In The Future

Don't ask me where this came from, because I have no clue.

I had moved to New York to work at a law firm as a receptionist. I had gotten to know the CEO well enough to become his personal assistant. We went out on some dates (and not the business type.) A couple years later he proposed. I agreed of course.

One day I decided to go to a cafe to eat lunch and go over some business stuff. I sat in the back so as not to be bothered by all the hustle and bustle. When my luch was about over, I gathered my things and started towards the door. While weaving my through the tables I caught out of the corner of my eye some people I thought I knew. I shook my head thinking, "No, it's not possible." and kept walking. Well, I happen to pass the table with the people I thought I recognized. Then, my coat gets snagged, or I thought it did, so I put my stuff down to unsnag it and apologize to the person about it. Well, low and behold, my coat didn't get snagged, it was grabbed by none other than Zackery. I was speechless. Finally I mumbled something to the effect of, "Heh, hi. What on earth are you doing here?" Zackery just smiled, stood up and gave me a light shove into the extra chair. Not without arguement I assure you. Zack sat back down and pointed to the two other people with her. I numbed, "Oh my god it can't be." There, sitting VERY close to each other were Natosha and Angel. I noticed they both had wedding bands on. They were talking amongst themselves until Zackery said something to the affect of, "Would you guys quit being mushy and look who I snagged." They both turn to her, not noticing me, and said, "Huh?" Zackery just pointed at me. They followed her finger and just stared at me.

That's all I can remember for now. Hope you three that read and are in this enjoyed the entertainment.

Rantings And Other Things...

I know, I know. I haven't updated in a while. i've been busy! GIVE ME A BREAK damnit. Work sucks like usual. I seem to have to pull the weight of three people, not including myself. It's starting to really, really, REALLY piss me off to the point i'm buying the Press and Tribune to look for another job. I had to do backstock yesterday. Took me two hours, and put me behind on my cleaning schedule for the night. Pisses me off that they (my mother mainly) only gave me three days to work out of seven. Although I ended up working on Sunday because a co-worker's grandfather died, so that makes what? Oh, yeah. A whole four out of seven days. Woohoo. I guss it's better than no job, but still...If I didn't have so much fucking stress right now, maybe I'd relax, but right now I'm in the process of moving my stuff out of my ex's and into Natosha's. Plus, I have had some problems with a certain someone who shall remain nameless, though you know who you are, telling me never to contact them in any form, but they can send me forwards and shit. It's not fair I tell you. If I cannot contact you, you should not be able to contact me. There, I've said it. God I hope they forgive me. Although ironically, I am learning to live without speaking to them, which I thought I could never do. Anyways, if you're reading this, you know I care for you and will always be here for you no matter what you say or do to me. I will always be your friend even though you push me away. Blah. I hate being mushy, but it's all true. I will be here for you. No matter what. So do as you wish with the e-mail I sent to you and post a comment on here if you wish, though I doubt you will. You haven't yet. Though I am told you do read my blog. I really wish you would contact me somehow. I miss you. I doubt you miss me though. You have enough going on in your life without me, so I will just go on with my life like I never knew you and if by chance you do contact me again, it will be a great joy in my life, because you were a great influence in it for the short period of time I have known you. Hope you get through everything you are going through fine and if you ever need me I will be here.Well, that is all I can think of to rant about right now. More to come probably.

Lost In My Own Mind...

Here's how it stared...

I could hardly sleep one night. I don't know why, but I kept being woke up by something/someone, but when I did sleep, my subconcious would wake up...

Here's part of what I was "dreaming"...

I subconciously woke up, looked around trying to figure out where I was. It finally dawned on me that I was at the begining of one of those mazes of bushes. I took a few steps into it and I started hearing a voice.

At first I couldn't hear what s/he was saying, but when I went in further, I heard, "Tessa...", "Tessa, come to me..". I shouted, "Who are you?" "Where are you?", but got only "Come to me Tessa...please...come to me."

Yeah, I was a little hesitent at first, but the voice seemed to get more desperate every time i heard it. So, I started walking, not knowing which direction to go, but then something started "pulling" at me. It seemed like it wanted me to follow it. So, I slowly started to walk with what/whoever was "pulling" at me. It stared pulling arder, so i started to walk faster and faster til i was at a full out run, but then I got to thinking, subconciously that is, "How am I knowing when to turn, what direcion to turn, and when to go straight?"

Then I thought, someone I know is here...but where? So, I just keep on going, and as I'm running, I keep hearing, "Tessa...come to me Tessa...please...".

Yeah, I'm freaked by now, but I keep going. Not like I have a choice though, because what/whoever is pulling me, is now pushing me too. I come to a "T" section, what/whoever is pushing and pulling at me makes me stop. Don't ask me why, but it does.

I happen to look to the left and there Zackery stands. I think "WTF is my Zacky Pooh doing here?" Then my face gets pushed to the right and there Natosha stands. I 'm now thinking "WTF is going on here? Do I have to make a choice?"

Of course, by the time I'm thinking all this, my stupid alarm clock is going off. I mean, I could "hear" something, but didn't recognize it til it got louder.

Well, that is all for now...

Hopefully by writing this down, the dream will come back to me and be able to update all of you that care.

I Dream...

Tears fall from my eyes
Every time I think of you...

I dream...

I dream of what it would be like to be with you...
To be loved by you..

To be held by you
And not just as a friend...

To lay beside you as a lover
is something I can wish for but never truely have...

I can dream and wish for eternity
But I will never have you as she does...

This poem is dedicated to my Dear One whom I care about and love very much.

Hope you enjoy it.